every single child who has ever been home sick from school knows the hell that is Baby Looney Tunes
- Friend: My boyfriend looks best in skinny jeans
- Another friend: My boyfriend looks best in shorts
- Me: My boyfriend looks best in 1080p HD on YouTube
It confuses me when parents tell their daughters that their male friends can’t come to sleepovers like do they think they’re going to have sex with them IN FRONT OF ALL THEIR OTHER FRIENDS?
ORGY, IT’S CALLED AN ORGY
Ah yes, I participated in many orgies when I was 12.
when you wake up from a particularly disturbing dream and just stare at the ceiling for a while like what crevice of my mind did that even seep from
I just wanna fucking say if you’ve ever attempted suicide, cut, purged or have done any type of intentional self harm and you’re still fucking alive and you think no one fucking cares, do me a fucking favor and think again you beautiful fucking human being because I am. I may not know you and all that shit but you overcame it and you’re fucking here, I’m so fucking proud of you. i love you so fucking much so make it, just fucking make it.
do you know what today is
today is june 19
let’s all celebrate and get creative
do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them
OKAY, SO, MY DAD COMES IN AND HANDS ME A LETTER TODAY AND HE WAS LIKE “well I don’t know what’s happening but I’m pretty sure this is for you” AND THIS IS WHAT HE HANDS ME:
so naturally I OPEN IT.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I WAS EXPECTING TO FIND
someone legitimately took the time and money to write out this letter EXACTLY as it appears in Goblet of Fire, and COVER IT IN STAMPS. THEY EVEN SEALED IT WITH WAX.
I DON’T KNOW WHO THE FUCK DID THIS
WHAT IS HAPPENING
Why is social anxiety associated with being “cute” because my sister has had it her whole life and watching her grow up locking herself in closets because she couldn’t go out in public and seeing her nearly cry at age 23 in the supermarket because she’s too scared to ask for help with something is not cute it’s sad and horrible.
if someone ever tries to kill me. I’d hope they’d at least let me update my blog to let them know I’ll no longer be active.
next time you’re washing your hands next to somebody cup your hands under the tap until the water overflows then look at them dramatically and say ‘this water is getting out of hand’ it’s a guaranteed way to make friends i have never tried it but it is guaranteed