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crayhefner:

poopflow:

people who are so ticklish that when you poke them in the sides or touch their belly and they giggle are thE CUTEST THINGS I SWEAR

Yeah it’s cute when you’re not one. Being one of those people is torture.

superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:

ben-brucey:

Are we ever even taught how to play rock paper scissors or are we just born with the ability to do so? 

Silent moment of realisation HOLY SHIT

popcornmassacre:

every single child who has ever been home sick from school knows the hell that is Baby Looney Tunes

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

katswhiskers:

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

It confuses me when parents tell their daughters that their male friends can’t come to sleepovers like do they think they’re going to have sex with them IN FRONT OF ALL THEIR OTHER FRIENDS?

ORGY, IT’S CALLED AN ORGY

Ah yes, I participated in many orgies when I was 12.

tardis221b:

when you wake up from a particularly disturbing dream and just stare at the ceiling for a while like what crevice of my mind did that even seep from 

pitchblackanxiety:

I just wanna fucking say if you’ve ever attempted suicide, cut, purged or have done any type of intentional self harm and you’re still fucking alive and you think no one fucking cares, do me a fucking favor and think again you beautiful fucking human being because I am. I may not know you and all that shit but you overcame it and you’re fucking here, I’m so fucking proud of you. i love you so fucking much so make it, just fucking make it.

goodsuns:

guys
do you know what today is

today is june 19

june 19 

let’s all celebrate and get creative

do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them

fredcollins:

OKAY, SO, MY DAD COMES IN AND HANDS ME A LETTER TODAY AND HE WAS LIKE “well I don’t know what’s happening but I’m pretty sure this is for you” AND THIS IS WHAT HE HANDS ME:

so naturally I OPEN IT.

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I WAS EXPECTING TO FIND

someone legitimately took the time and money to write out this letter EXACTLY as it appears in Goblet of Fire, and COVER IT IN STAMPS. THEY EVEN SEALED IT WITH WAX.

I DON’T KNOW WHO THE FUCK DID THIS 

WHAT IS HAPPENING

theonceandfuturetimelord:

raspberrying:

Why is social anxiety associated with being “cute” because my sister has had it her whole life and watching her grow up locking herself in closets because she couldn’t go out in public and seeing her nearly cry at age 23 in the supermarket because she’s too scared to ask for help with something is not cute it’s sad and horrible.

THANK YOU.

chemicalsolx:

if someone ever tries to kill me. I’d hope they’d at least let me update my blog to let them know I’ll no longer be active.

foxnewsofficial:

next time you’re washing your hands next to somebody cup your hands under the tap until the water overflows then look at them dramatically and say ‘this water is getting out of hand’ it’s a guaranteed way to make friends i have never tried it but it is guaranteed